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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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where-is-the-apple-juice:

sebastlianstan:

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

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yeffyaboyuice:

Do you ever just hate someone so much that whenever they do literally ANYTHING you’re like

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